The Secret Thing

Today at lunch we were talking about family size. Marc wanted to know when he was getting another cousin (lol - no pressure Jen!!) and why we only had two children but other people had more.

So we had a discussion about "families" - some people aren't married, some married people don't have kids, some people with kids aren't married, etc. etc. He wanted to know why married people might not have kids, which led to a discussion (among other issues) about gay marriage.

At the end of this discussion, I can tell Marc is thinking about something. Then he pipes up, "Mom, if two women are married, how do they do the secret thing?"

After I regained consciousness from falling off the chair, I told Marc that when he was older we could have a discussion of the different ways couples can share intimacy. Then Erik & I went into another room and died laughing.

BGE Redeemed...

I sent an email last night to BGE customer service and they actually responded and credited the late fee within 24 hours!!

I shall now formally withdraw my sucktastic tag from BGE and instead apply it to...

Sarah Palin's bangs. Really - please trim them. I kept getting distracted when you blinked and your bangs moved.

BGE - You suck!!

When I received my electric bill last month, the bill amount was $xxx. When I went to pay the bill, the website said the amount due was only $yyy. $yyy reflected the $170 credit that all BGE customers got because they have totalled screwed basically all of us. So I paid $yyy.

And I just got my bill for this month - which charged me a $2.54 LATE FEE because I did not pay the entire balance of $xxx. Un...be...liev...a...ble.

BGE, you are sucktastic.